Just some random things

Apr 21

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.
Apr 20

bitchiero:

Green Day - Oh Girl

Apr 20

billie joe can literally go from a cute bright eyed snuggly little kid to sexy rockstar to one of those creepy ass hobos your parents warned you to never talk to on the streets

Apr 20

sodamnrelatable:

 

I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND JUST HOW ABSOLUTELY BONKERS SLEEPING IS. WE JUST FINISHED THE SLEEP SECTION IN PSYCH AND OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS EXPLODING.

Apr 20
Apr 20
Apr 20

quote Postman, postman, don’t be slow, I’m in love with Cyn so go, man, go.

— what John Lennon would write to Cynthia on the envelopes of letters he sent from Hamburg to her. (via basiut-mccartney)
Apr 20
necruse:

witch-of-sound:

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”


It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"
"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"
"Wait…NO—SHIT—"
"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

I NEED MORE OF THIS

it got better

necruse:

witch-of-sound:

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.

It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"

"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"

"Wait…NO—SHIT—"

"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.

LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY

-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

I NEED MORE OF THIS

it got better

Apr 20

beatledirt:

beatlefour:

Leave my kitten all alone!

Never have I seen an explanation for these photos

Apr 20